"——家好瘦噢！但是我觉得——还可以。"
Family is so skinny! Except me. I'm okay.
Except me. I'm fatter.
"哎哟，好装噢！"
How strong she looks!
How big I look! How well I'm fed! How much I eat!
"妹妹...吃一点巧克力吧。" It's white chocolate. Its good for you.
Have some cherries, little girl. Eat more, granddaughter. You like the sauce, don't you? Hey 小姐, let's get another dish of this! You want some ice cream? It's really good here. Look! I bought ice cream just for you guys. This is really high quality ice cream. You're sweating so much - want to buy ice cream?
McDonalds is the best. It is good to have everything once in a while. Is that all you're eating? Stop eating, save some for Mom. That's enough, I need this food for work. Want half of my fish sandwich? Salad again? Drink some water. Why not? You must have read somewhere that water is bad for you. The most important thing is to be healthy. The reason your stomach hurt was because your eating habits are horrible. You need a lot of energy to play a sport. Athletes have to eat more. You have black circles under your eyes when you come home from practice. Go outside to run. You ran for an entire 40 minutes? That's a lot. Eat some fruit. I always eat something before I go to sleep so I don't become hungry. You don't eat enough fruit. Fruit is good for you. There is nothing wrong with this cereal bar - its not sugar, its honey. Nuts are good for you. It's okay to eat that much. I love it when you eat my food. I made these muffins out of beans - they're unbelievably low calorie. You would not believe what I put in these. Eggs have too much cholesterol - its bad to eat more than two a week. You have to eat your egg - everyone is eating one. Are you a health freak? Have some fun. Enjoy life. You should eat more. You have to finish those fries before we leave. Its taking so long for them to make that veggie burger because no one ever orders it. Fish is good for you. Watermelon has too much sugar. You can't have more than a handful of almonds a day. You eat too little at dinner and too much afterwards. Bubble tea will give you cancer. I don't want to get too bulky with muscle. I'm not wearing this belt for aesthetic purposes - I've been noticing my stomach bunching up, and I don't like that. Can you finish the rest of my carrots? Fat! We'll tell you if you're gaining too much weight. Anorexic. I know about you. I love you, so you should love yourself. I'm taking five pills a day. When do you eat? Do you even know what taurine is? Do you know what's in this can of Monster? I eat a lot at home. Eat what I baked for you - you have to. That's all the rice you have? Even I'm eating more than you. There is so much protein in eda mame. Tofu = boobs. For skinny girls, there is bean curd. I know something about badminton that you don't - it'll make you boobs better. Prune juice is the best cleanser ever. Caffeine stunts your growth.
Stop. Just stop. You don't know anything.
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