Drops

You know how I like my drops? By the bundle. Mostly because I usually get the point that way.
Ahem. Anyway.

1. Liquid droplets. Bonded by hydrogen, covalence, ions, dipoles... whatever. These drops are rather troublesome to try and get on the tongue; it can require sometimes more than a radian rotation of the bottle...

2. The crests that looks like a smileys. The parabolas with positive coefficients on x^2 in standard form. I don't really like these drops unless its just frequency times wavelength. C? <- =D

3. I am pun master. See the end of 2.

4. I digress. FOUR. Long falls. Such as from buildings, refrigerators, horses, and donkeys. These drops hurt and put insurance to good use.

5. Badminton finesse. Pretty, rolling birdies. I'm bad at those cross court ones, since I don't move my forearm right or something. Emphasis on finesse, because if it doesn't roll, it blows. In the face. Or boobs. DROP OR LIFT, THIS IS A GIFT. ...OR YOU CAN PUSH, OR YOU'LL BE SMUSHED.

I'm also a rhyme master.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h01NGQRW_IY