Serves

1. To serve others, a cause, poops. Because Jesus came to serve, not to be served.

2. A serving of food, revenge, or knuckle sandwich. Tasty. Too large in America. You know what exchange students say when they come to America? "I love ze food. Not because eet eez better, but zair eez MORE!"

3. To serve the ball in the beginning of a point. Tennis, volleyball, ping pong, sepak tawraw... they all look nice. Much nicer than the badminton serves, but that's too bad because I don't do the balls without feathers. Anyway:
 
a. the Ice Cream Scoop: lobbing the bird in the motion similar to the spooning desserts.
 
b. the Windmill: a single, 270 degree rotation of the shoulder that flings the bird in a ridiculous but effective fashion.
 
c. the Stupid Windmill: a single, 270 degree rotation of the shoulder which stops just short of the falling bird, to plop the bird at the opposing service line. Often used to fake out and humiliate inattentive opponents or if server changes his mind. Changing your mind is a stupid thing to do in the middle of a stroke.
 
d. the Flapper: traditional long serve with requires only a correct grip, proper stance, carpal strength, steady posture, mental focus, controlled power, and accurate timing. NBD.
 
e. the Butt: traditional short serve that requires only a correct grip, proper stance, controlled carpals, steady forearms, mental focus, and accurate timing. NBD.
 
f. the Boot: flat serve that pushes to back court and doesn't cross the midline until last second. A true butt.