Today was a day that I didn't care about getting the highest GPA possible.
Cue... now.
GASPGASPGASPGASPGASP.
Upon reflecting the worthlessness of AP Biology (Molecular Bio sucks CHONPS), the waste of AP Environmental, and the redundancy of AP Psych (I love Professor Bloom), I think I'm going to take the initiative to kick Collegeboard in the potato sacks and not take the courses. Also I don't do the whole espan-squiggle-ol thing and I hate history with a FIERE passion (so no AP Spanishs or AP Euro).
And I decided after thoroughly enjoying AP Studio that taking useful courses like this one would be more effective to the development of my adolescent mind. Not really but I'm done pleasing the 'rents with a bulk of proud Chinese glorified college tests.
And I came up with a new name for College Board: Papa AP. Because Papa is two backward AP's... LOL sigh I'm not that funny. ACTs can be rearranged to tacs, which sounds like tax.
Better yet, Lady Gaga giggles when you poke her face.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Monday, August 22, 2011
Just for keepsakes
Long serve: wrist cocked at side towards birdie, swing follows through to face server, NO SLICING
Short serve: wrist only, start high, racket head down, only push towards net. possible raise of calves to push downwards
Smash: elbow back, contact point far, wrist snaps forward, down, and straight, follow through.
Push: wrist cocked straight up, push is straight. racket sides move on parallel plane towards net at same time.
Switching feet: jump to left foot, poopers. in order to shift weight, DO NOT FALL BACKWARDS; instead stop at right, jump to left. left foot should kick backwards
Kill: all momentum thrust. be faster. DO NOT TURN SHOULDERS. THIS DESTROYS ALL POWER. step forward, towards birdie, not net
Drops: momentum conserved. step into it. step and reach at same time. stepping first is too slow; birdie drops too quickly
Lift: wrist cocked, wrist only, swing follows through to face server, NO SLICING. racket stays in front as always, poops.
EVERYTHING FOLLOW THROUGH. WITHOUT DIS YOU DIE (less powerful). Also if racket is stopped midswing, birdie bounces (reverberates) and poops on through air.
I have never been so happy to be so terrible at my game. Butts and doodles.
Short serve: wrist only, start high, racket head down, only push towards net. possible raise of calves to push downwards
Smash: elbow back, contact point far, wrist snaps forward, down, and straight, follow through.
Push: wrist cocked straight up, push is straight. racket sides move on parallel plane towards net at same time.
Switching feet: jump to left foot, poopers. in order to shift weight, DO NOT FALL BACKWARDS; instead stop at right, jump to left. left foot should kick backwards
Kill: all momentum thrust. be faster. DO NOT TURN SHOULDERS. THIS DESTROYS ALL POWER. step forward, towards birdie, not net
Drops: momentum conserved. step into it. step and reach at same time. stepping first is too slow; birdie drops too quickly
Lift: wrist cocked, wrist only, swing follows through to face server, NO SLICING. racket stays in front as always, poops.
EVERYTHING FOLLOW THROUGH. WITHOUT DIS YOU DIE (less powerful). Also if racket is stopped midswing, birdie bounces (reverberates) and poops on through air.
I have never been so happy to be so terrible at my game. Butts and doodles.
Sunday, August 14, 2011
The Story of the Bird
I was eating at Double's Court for dinner today and I ordered a chicken filet for 3 dollars and 21 cents. To my surprise, the waiter dropped a white bird on my plate, feathers still attached. I pushed the bird away and demanded for the food to be redone, but the waiter was very firm that the food had cleared FDA regulations - with high marks. Not wanting to make a racket in public, I let the waiter package the bird for take-away. Unhappy, starving, and hurried, I drove the bird home. I decided to cook it myself, although this would be a long shot since I only make sandwiches.In the kitchen, I plucked the dumb thing, smashed it with some spices, and threw it in the oven. 10 minutes later, I knew the dish would be a success as I lifted it out of the oven. The bird was served for dinner that night.
In case you didn't catch my wicked humor:
I was eating at Double's Court for dinner today and I ordered a chicken filet for 3 dollars and 21 cents. To my surprise, the waiter dropped a white bird on my plate, feathers still attached. I pushed the bird away and demanded for the food to be redone, but the waiter was very firm that the food had cleared FDA regulations - with high marks. Not wanting to make a racket in public, I let the waiter package the bird for take-away. Unhappy, starving, and hurried, I drove the bird home. I decided to cook it myself, although this would be a long shot since I only make sandwiches. In the kitchen, I plucked the dumb thing, smashed it with some spices, and threw it in the oven. 10 minutes later, I knew the dish would be a success as I lifted it out of the oven. The bird was served for dinner that night.
In case you didn't catch my wicked humor:
I was eating at Double's Court for dinner today and I ordered a chicken filet for 3 dollars and 21 cents. To my surprise, the waiter dropped a white bird on my plate, feathers still attached. I pushed the bird away and demanded for the food to be redone, but the waiter was very firm that the food had cleared FDA regulations - with high marks. Not wanting to make a racket in public, I let the waiter package the bird for take-away. Unhappy, starving, and hurried, I drove the bird home. I decided to cook it myself, although this would be a long shot since I only make sandwiches. In the kitchen, I plucked the dumb thing, smashed it with some spices, and threw it in the oven. 10 minutes later, I knew the dish would be a success as I lifted it out of the oven. The bird was served for dinner that night.
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